Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much.  Then again, don’t drink too little.  ~Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.  ~Ernest Hemingway

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.  ~Author Unknown

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.  ~John Marcellus Huston

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.  ~(Seen on a bumper sticker)

What’s drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed

You don’t have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.  ~Lady Astor

If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker.  If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.  ~Ernest Hemingway